Schofing
The act of leaving a heterosexual relationship after a substantial number of years to be in a homosexual relationship, and claiming to have been homosexual all along I.e been living a lie.
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Schofing
Dude, we been queuing for 10 hours to get in and he comes along Schofing into the line. Needs to be a bit more Beckham.
Schofing by Sassenach Exile September 16, 2022
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schafing
An unattended shart. If a shart is not tended to, schafing may occur. Schafing is only possible between ones ass cheeks.
Fuck, I was crowning and did not want to use the public restroom. This resulted in a shart. I did not have the opportunity to check my shorts, resulting in Schafing between my ass cheeks.
schafing by shitzinhand September 3, 2013
Ottis P. Schodinger
The first blind man to solve a Rubik's cube. Schodinger's revolutionary techniques have changed the way the cube is solved by many in modern culture.
Person 1: Hey are you trying to solve that rubiks cube?
Person 2: Yeah I'm using the Schodinger method!
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: Its the method used to solve the Rubiks cube by Ottis P. Schodinger the first blind man to solve the cube!
Person 2: Yeah I'm using the Schodinger method!
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: Its the method used to solve the Rubiks cube by Ottis P. Schodinger the first blind man to solve the cube!
Ottis P. Schodinger by JJJ "the big one" August 18, 2012
Schoning
The act of robbing someone of money or personal security with blatant disregard to laws or ethics; flaunting ones own money and material possessions gained at the expense of others' pain and misfortune; general asshattery.
schoting
the act of an obese person eating so fast that they make loud breathing noise as they cant catch up, they are eating the food so fast as to inhale it.
schoting by Fat Fucker May 27, 2005
schoffing
Schoffing is an infinitive verb usually associated with groups of men sitting together in a public area watching other people go about their daily business while their wives are shopping.
Abdul and Asad spent the entire afternoon schoffing, while drinking mint tea in front of the local cafe.
schoffing by Cruising through time April 14, 2017
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.