Schofing 

The act of leaving a heterosexual relationship after a substantial number of years to be in a homosexual relationship, and claiming to have been homosexual all along I.e been living a lie.

My husband left me for another man, I can’t believe it. He has been schofing all this time.

Schofing by sjg1991 February 15, 2020

Schofing 

To use ones over estimated celebrity creds to cut in front in a long queue.

Dude, we been queuing for 10 hours to get in and he comes along Schofing into the line. Needs to be a bit more Beckham.

Schofing by Sassenach Exile September 16, 2022

schafing

An unattended shart. If a shart is not tended to, schafing may occur. Schafing is only possible between ones ass cheeks.

Fuck, I was crowning and did not want to use the public restroom. This resulted in a shart. I did not have the opportunity to check my shorts, resulting in Schafing between my ass cheeks.

schafing by shitzinhand September 3, 2013

Ottis P. Schodinger 

The first blind man to solve a Rubik's cube. Schodinger's revolutionary techniques have changed the way the cube is solved by many in modern culture.

Person 1: Hey are you trying to solve that rubiks cube?

Person 2: Yeah I'm using the Schodinger method!

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Its the method used to solve the Rubiks cube by Ottis P. Schodinger the first blind man to solve the cube!

Ottis P. Schodinger by JJJ "the big one" August 18, 2012

Schoning 

The act of robbing someone of money or personal security with blatant disregard to laws or ethics; flaunting ones own money and material possessions gained at the expense of others' pain and misfortune; general asshattery.

"That landlord is really schoning us." Or perhaps "I haven't seen someone schoning like that since that slumlord lived nextdoor."

Schoning by PocoPuffs June 29, 2010

schoting 

the act of an obese person eating so fast that they make loud breathing noise as they cant catch up, they are eating the food so fast as to inhale it.

Nik quit schoting your food!

schoting by Fat Fucker May 27, 2005

schoffing 

Schoffing is an infinitive verb usually associated with groups of men sitting together in a public area watching other people go about their daily business while their wives are shopping.

Abdul and Asad spent the entire afternoon schoffing, while drinking mint tea in front of the local cafe.

schoffing by Cruising through time April 14, 2017