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scartum

someone kixked my scartum yesterday, it was painful
by imakeweirddefinitions December 31, 2022
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Harum Scarum

1. Film starring Elvis Presley released in 1965, in which the popular singer travels to the Middle-East and is forced to assassinate people. Generally considered to be one of the entertainer's weaker movies.

2. Anarchic and mythological war of the sexes as depicted in Daniel Clowes' graphic novel, 'Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron'. In the book members of the female sex, led by the charismatic naturist Godfrey, rise up and begin using terrorist acts to subvert male authority. Eventually they storm the White House and hold the president ransom. While not the main focus of the comic it is nonetheless quite a spooky sub-plot.
1. Did you ever see Harum Scarum? Even as an Elvis fan I was slightly disappointed.

2. Harum Scarum man! The war of the sexes! You dig?
by Liquid Sky June 11, 2008
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Post-Shartum Depression

The depressing feeling one gets after excreting a log the size of a small child.
Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.
by rustachio April 25, 2009
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hairum scarum

a word to describe a woman's out-of-control pubic hair
Dude, I heard your girlfriend's bush could use a good weedwhackin'. Wasn't she the girl in that really bad Elvis movie, "Hairum Scarum"?
by Brad Broach March 9, 2008
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Spartum

Spooge + fart + cum; the mixture of fluids created during the act of a hard ass-fucking.
Babe, if you pounded my ass too hard spartum might shoot out my ass.
by S&M-NYC December 3, 2009
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Post Shartum Depression

The feeling of sadness and depression a man or woman has after slightly shitting his or herself unintentionally.
John couldn't wait any longer. He knew he would suffer PSD (Post Shartum Depression) but the pain was too much to bare. So he shit himself.
by Master of Disguise May 8, 2012
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Scareumentary

Any 'future looking' TV program done in the documentary-style that peddles doom and fear to the viewer. Mostly based on either fuzzy science, blurry video, make-believe, or lottery-odds natural disasters.

Fear over fact and opinion over science.
1) Including, but not limited to, interpreting Nostradamus after the fact, Earth killing asteroids, Aztec calendars, pyramid building aliens, and the famous just-out-of-reach-of-modern-technology monsters among us.

2) Man #1: " I snapped a picture of by brother chasing Bigfoot. Its dark, blurry and otherwise nondescript."
Man #2: "You should send that to the History Channel. They will use it in their next Scareumentary!"
by CynicNow January 10, 2010
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