Definitions by rustachio

Post-Shartum Depression 

The depressing feeling one gets after excreting a log the size of a small child.

Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.

Post-Shartum Depression by rustachio April 25, 2009

9 O' Clocker 

Alternate term used for an early morning turd.

Every morning at work I go down stairs to the washroom and push out the 9 O' Clocker.

9 O' Clocker by rustachio April 25, 2009

Sascrotch 

An individual who has a large amount of pubic hair resembling a mythical ape like creature found in Nothern British Columbia.

After the bar I went home with Sally, but I was surprised to discover that she had a Sascrotch. I almost lost my watch.

Sascrotch by Rustachio June 21, 2008

The Hunt for Brown October 

The lengthy process of excreting a large amount of waste resembling a submarine.

Sorry I was late. I ate a lot of cheese last night and was on The Hunt for Brown October.

The Hunt for Brown October by Rustachio June 21, 2008