Shartum
Shartum by Potatoshit6969 November 21, 2016
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Post-Shartum Depression
Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.
Post-Shartum Depression by rustachio April 25, 2009
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Post Shartum Depression
The feeling of sadness and depression a man or woman has after slightly shitting his or herself unintentionally.
John couldn't wait any longer. He knew he would suffer PSD (Post Shartum Depression) but the pain was too much to bare. So he shit himself.
Post Shartum Depression by Master of Disguise May 8, 2012
Shargument
A Shargument is a Shit Argument. If someone is trying to argue a point with no intelligent evidence, or from a moronic lack of logic.
Shargument by Dick _Shinary November 8, 2019
shartup
"Where do you work?"
"I'm at a small tech company in Palo Alto. We're losing money, our product is kinda spammy, and our CEO is a 25-year-old Tesla-driving douchebag. Your classic shartup. But hey, we have a pinball machine and free massages!"
"I'm at a small tech company in Palo Alto. We're losing money, our product is kinda spammy, and our CEO is a 25-year-old Tesla-driving douchebag. Your classic shartup. But hey, we have a pinball machine and free massages!"
shartup by otterdammerung March 18, 2015
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