Shartum

When you see a hot guy, you shartum. A shartum is a Shit, Fart, and Cum.

Damn did you see John today? He made me shartum..

by Potatoshit6969 November 21, 2016

Post-Shartum Depression

The depressing feeling one gets after excreting a log the size of a small child.

Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.

by rustachio April 25, 2009

Post Shartum Depression

The feeling of sadness and depression a man or woman has after slightly shitting his or herself unintentionally.

John couldn't wait any longer. He knew he would suffer PSD (Post Shartum Depression) but the pain was too much to bare. So he shit himself.

by Master of Disguise May 8, 2012

Shargument

A Shargument is a Shit Argument. If someone is trying to argue a point with no intelligent evidence, or from a moronic lack of logic.

Dude, your argument is so full of shit, it’s a shargument.

by Dick _Shinary November 8, 2019

shartmare

1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.

2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream

"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"

by Paddow101 September 12, 2016

shartup

A shitty tech startup.

"Where do you work?"
"I'm at a small tech company in Palo Alto. We're losing money, our product is kinda spammy, and our CEO is a 25-year-old Tesla-driving douchebag. Your classic shartup. But hey, we have a pinball machine and free massages!"

by otterdammerung March 18, 2015

shartuice

The liquid in a shart that stains your underwear. A combination of shart and juice - pronounced similar to chartruese

That shart almost leaked through my underwear because there was so much shartuice.

by Rex Roddy March 9, 2010