Spartum 

Spooge + fart + cum; the mixture of fluids created during the act of a hard ass-fucking.

Babe, if you pounded my ass too hard spartum might shoot out my ass.

Spartum by S&M-NYC December 3, 2009

Spartum 

Something random that incites a different perverted reaction or thought than intended when the context is not specified.

"Hey man, are you a dog or a cat person?"
"I'm top, dog."
"I meant the actual pet, bro. Get your mind out of the gutter."

"That conversation was spartum."
"I know, that was so random."

"Woah, look at that jiggle aahahha!"
"What? Wher- oh you're talking about the jello.."
"Woah, dude that's Spartum."

Spartum by Justatraumatizedkiddocoasting September 7, 2019

Post-Shartum Depression 

The depressing feeling one gets after excreting a log the size of a small child.

Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.

Post-Shartum Depression by rustachio April 25, 2009

Post Shartum Depression 

The feeling of sadness and depression a man or woman has after slightly shitting his or herself unintentionally.

John couldn't wait any longer. He knew he would suffer PSD (Post Shartum Depression) but the pain was too much to bare. So he shit himself.

Post Shartum Depression by Master of Disguise May 8, 2012

Post-Spurtum Depression

Usually occurs within 3 to 4 days post-coitus.

Its when reality dawns on your and you realize you should have wore a condom, or a better quality one.

Treatment includes stairs, and Captain Falcon.

Joe: Dude whats wrong?
Neil: I'm going through post-spurtum depression.
Joe: you need stairs, man...

Post-Spurtum Depression by Arakzinul January 11, 2010

spartamon 

Best pokemon ever. Appears as a halfsized Leonidas in full Greek battle armor. Capable of more than the traditional four moves, but cannot learn or forget any. The moves are as follows-

SPARTAKICK - Delivers a wonderful blow to the chest and hurls the enemy towards the nearest bottomless pit. Causes confusion.

SPARTAYELL - Reduces enemy's ATTACK and COCKSIZE. Move cannot be commanded, and is performed randomly.

PHALANX - Hardens the pokemon, increasing DEFENSE while inflicting critical damage. Causes enemy trainer frustration.

THISISSPARTA - Pokemon instantly literally explodes in a fit of rage, though the other pokemon isnt affected much, except that now it has a firm understanding of where it is in its life, and realizes that its merely a fictional character, therefor proceeding to also explode, considering its lost its will to live, causing a massive confusion for both trainers. This confusion causes the two trainers to engage in hand to hand combat, resulting in other trainers to come pick sides. The escalating combat then draws in opposing nations, which eventually leads to the downfall of man. In a video game.

GODOFWAR - Causes Kratos to interfere in a completely different video game. He appears in complete confusion, and shouts and curses at people ranting on about killing zeus, then vanishes. Nothing else really happens.

*Oh no! BUG CATCHER wants to battle!!*

-" Go CATERPIE!!"

- "Go SPARTAMON!!"

- "SPARTAMON, use PHALANX!!"
*SPARTAMON used PHALANX!*
*SPARTAMONS DEFENSE rose!*
*CATERPIE became frustrated!*
*CATERPIE used STRING SHOT!!*

- "SPARTAMON, use GODOFWAR!!"
*SPARTAMON used GODOFWAR!!*
*Mystical KRATOS appeared!!!*
*KRATOS yelled alot!!*
*CATERPIE is unaffected!*
*CATERPIE used TACKLE*

- "SPARTAMON, use SPARTAKICK!!!"
*SPARTAMON used SPARTAKICK!!*
*CATERPIE fell down a hole!!*
*Its not very effective*
*CATERPIE is confused!!*
*CATERPIE is unable to move!*

- "SPARTAMON, use THISISSPARTA!!"
*SPARTAMON used THISISSPARTA!*

Gameboy shuts off as it thunders in the distance...

spartamon by blackmail102 June 1, 2010

Shartum

When you see a hot guy, you shartum. A shartum is a Shit, Fart, and Cum.

Damn did you see John today? He made me shartum..

Shartum by Potatoshit6969 November 21, 2016