saprise 

similar to cheesecake surprise.

when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.

I won't tell you that I had a saprise last night!

saprise by fennigan July 7, 2011

saprise 

When someone is continuously crying and arguing about rekills in his raid guild, but then doesn't show up anymore after he got his personal loot.

Where is our rogue - the raid is starting soon? He saprised us.

saprise by UrbanAbcd August 5, 2020

suprise birthday dome 

the act of giving fellatio to sleeping individual. as they awake, you yell "SUPRISE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!"

"WAIT, it's not meh birthday!"
"i know, suprise!"
"i love suprise birthday dome!"

Did you hear that karp gave a homeless black person suprise birthday dome?

suprise birthday dome by poopoonajew May 6, 2007

peanut suprise 

Getting a peanut halve lodged in your peehole after bangin a dirty lil barfly in her slutty ass without a raincoat.

After weeks of swelling and failure to piss, the doctor had informed me that I was the lucky recipient of a peanut suprise

peanut suprise by CraZy E July 11, 2006

Sunday Suprise 

A Sunday Suprise occures when you take a presumed lady out to dinner. The dinner is going well so you decide to slip your hand up her skirt and much to the males suprise the presumed woman is carring a nasty set of hairy balls in her panties.

Gary said, "OMG I was out on a date with Bridgett and I had a fucked up Sunday Suprise to my disliking. I had to slap that Chewbacca looking bitch around!"

Sunday Suprise by -real March 30, 2009

coxs suprise 

A female taking one in the poon, one in the butt, one in the mouth, and one in each hand while laying on a lazy susan so the men can spin her.

Tonight, steve's girl friend is coming over for a coxs suprise.

coxs suprise by m&p July 9, 2006

Curly Brown Suprise 

To deficate in a manner that is long and curled in a circular fasion.

hey Keenan, half an hour ago I left a curly brown suprise next to the foot of your bed. I hope this doesn't hinder our friendship.

Curly Brown Suprise by JonathanAnderson October 2, 2006