Sadprise

A surprise with a disappointing or sad connotation.

Candice: Your fish just died!
Manson: What!?? :(
Candice: SADPRISE!

by lamepotatoes June 12, 2008

Salprise

When ur mechanic works on your car a leaves a mechanical surprise only to be discovered later.

Bill - "Man, I was driving down the road after having my car worked on and the wheel fell off"

John - "Dude, thats a classic Salprise"

by Yo yo yo yo yo yo January 28, 2021

saprise

similar to cheesecake surprise.

when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.

I won't tell you that I had a saprise last night!

by fennigan July 7, 2011

saprise

When someone is continuously crying and arguing about rekills in his raid guild, but then doesn't show up anymore after he got his personal loot.

Where is our rogue - the raid is starting soon? He saprised us.

by UrbanAbcd August 5, 2020

salprise

When ur mechanic works on ur car and something falls off or breaks right away.

“Man, my mechanic just worked on my car and the wheel fell of when i was driving.”

“Dude, what the fuck, classic Salprise.

by Yo yo yo yo yo yo January 28, 2021