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salprise 

When ur mechanic works on ur car and something falls off or breaks right away.
“Man, my mechanic just worked on my car and the wheel fell of when i was driving.”

“Dude, what the fuck, classic Salprise.
salprise by Yo yo yo yo yo yo January 28, 2021
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A surprise with a disappointing or sad connotation.
Candice: Your fish just died!
Manson: What!?? :(
Candice: SADPRISE!
Sadprise by lamepotatoes June 12, 2008
similar to cheesecake surprise.

when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.
I won't tell you that I had a saprise last night!
saprise by fennigan July 7, 2011
When someone is continuously crying and arguing about rekills in his raid guild, but then doesn't show up anymore after he got his personal loot.
Where is our rogue - the raid is starting soon? He saprised us.
saprise by UrbanAbcd August 5, 2020
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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