ruempel 

Short and hairy. Derived from "Ruempelstilzchen" from the fairy tale.

Dave: "Mate, you seen that little geezer?"
Steve: "what, the furry one?"
Dave: "yeah, He's a right ruempel!"

ruempel by Grammarian90 June 2, 2015

Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train 

1. A gang term for a fast moving Hyundai with alot of motai in it which is being ravish by bullets as it screams and screeches through the south L.A streets,

2. A sexual term used by young Gaudalupes...which entails many horny mexicans and a Lupe Fiasco Poster and hot melted candal wax

1. I was in Compton yesterday and I almost got hit by a stray bullet coming off of a Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train.

2. "Yo you know Ricardo? well I lent him my Lupe Fiasco Poster and he gave it back with alot of melted wax on it...they mustve had a Rumplestiltskin Beef Train all over that thing...Yea those crazy beaners"

Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train by Lars Umayat April 19, 2009

Rumpelfugskin 

AKA Rumpelfugnutz, Rumpelfugz. A member of the opposite gender who just does not get that you are NOT into them! They are unattractive, more than likely over-flirtatious, overweight, have one lazy eye, calls you when they want "help with their homework" or is drunk with many other rumpelfugz at the bar looking to get lucky! Typically a Rumpelfugskin will get exceptionally jealous when their target, you, is DGing (Dirty Grinding) with someone other than them. Watch out for Rumpelfugz across America. They are also highly abundant in general education courses for the college level.

Person 1 - "Who is calling you?"
Person 2 - "Ah shit...... It is Rumpelfugskin!"

I was just trying to get away from Rumpelfugz but they just wouldn't quit badgering me.

Rumpelfugskin by Ghostbustersfreak March 24, 2010

rumpel shitskin 

from the kids movie rumpelstiltskin. His long lost bumper-lipped, grease covered, shit smelling nigger brother who was sold to a slave owner in the south. Rumpelstiltskin was lucky enough to make it big in a kids movie. Rumpel shitskin on the other hand was stuck picking cotton, making yarn, and eating old porridge and salty creek water at the lovely warm feeling plantation. He slept on cow shit, and used frozen horse sperm as a pillow. One day his owner's dog raped him and his slave owner shot rumpel shitskin for sexually assaulting his dog. His body is now used as a coat rack and his head is hanging from his tree along with the other dead banana-eating monkeys. Being called rumpel shitskin is an extreme insult meaning the person(or nigger) is extremely lazy, worthless, dirty, smelly, ugly, slimey, greasy, and just a completely disgusting creature.

john:Did that velcro headed fudgie just steal your car and rape your wife?

billy bob: yep he don did. so i shot that rumpel shitskin and made me a leather coat outta it.

rumpel shitskin by National Socialism February 11, 2010

Rumpelstiltskin 

The practice of aggressively shaking a can of beer and then smashing it against your forehead until a hole is formed from which you suck out the remaining beer inside the can as fast as possible. This is usually performed with others in a circular formation. It is common to repeatedly chant "Rum-pel-stilt-skin" as the beer is being shaken.

Peter and Luke Rumpelstiltskined so many beers in the hallway last night their heads were still ringing this morning.

Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.

Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.

Rumpelstiltskin by Frat28 November 1, 2009

rumpelstiltskin 

Successfully pulling off a dickbag self-serving move and then immediately risking your gains by publicly crowing about your achievement as if no one around can hear you.

Dude, I can't believe you blurted out "Dude, we just cut the whole line!" while we were still on the fucking line. You totally rumpelstiltskined us.

rumpelstiltskin by dickbagjon January 5, 2018

Tims Rumpelkammer 

Tims Rumpelkammer, is a members-only private club originally set up by and for Colognes upper-class men in the 18th century, and popularised by upper middle-classmen and women in the late 19th century and early 20th century. Today, the club is more accommodating about the social status of their members. Many canditates outside cologne have tried to get into this legendary club, most of them failed to ever get a glimse of the inside.

Tims Rumpelkammer, the private Club steeped in Legend

Tims Rumpelkammer by international nightlife April 16, 2018