Definitions by Grammarian90

Wafty

Misses is out for the afternoon, I'm at home! Who fancies coming round and getting wafty?

Short and hairy. Derived from "Ruempelstilzchen" from the fairy tale.

Dave: "Mate, you seen that little geezer?"
Steve: "what, the furry one?"
Dave: "yeah, He's a right ruempel!"