Successfully pulling off a dickbag self-serving move and then immediately risking your gains by publicly crowing about your achievement as if no one around can hear you.
Dude, I can't believe you blurted out "Dude, we just cut the whole line!" while we were still on the fucking line. You totally rumpelstiltskined us.
by dickbagjon January 05, 2018
A joke played in an office environment where the perpetrator leaves a piece of feces in the break-room refrigerator.
Frank thought it would be funny to pull a rumpelstiltskin on Friday. Now I have to throw out my extra taco bells.
by SweetBill February 11, 2009
The practice of aggressively shaking a can of beer and then smashing it against your forehead until a hole is formed from which you suck out the remaining beer inside the can as fast as possible. This is usually performed with others in a circular formation. It is common to repeatedly chant "Rum-pel-stilt-skin" as the beer is being shaken.
Peter and Luke Rumpelstiltskined so many beers in the hallway last night their heads were still ringing this morning.
Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.
Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.
Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.
Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.
by Frat28 November 01, 2009
by Purch March 21, 2016
While having sex with a woman, order her to say your name. Regardless of the name she says, slap her across the face and tell her she is wrong.
Do this until she guesses "Rumpelstiltskin"
In the event that she guesses Rumpelstiltskin, knock her unconscious and run. You now have the right to her firstborn child.
Do this until she guesses "Rumpelstiltskin"
In the event that she guesses Rumpelstiltskin, knock her unconscious and run. You now have the right to her firstborn child.
by JR DB December 16, 2009
The combination of a rimjob and a blumpkin. The licking of the anus whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.
Bro 1: "I was taking a shit yesterday when this crazy bitch crawled under the stall!"
Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"
Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."
Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."
Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"
Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"
Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"
Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"
Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."
Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."
Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"
Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"
Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"
by wanglongbigs March 24, 2010
1. A Dwarfish creature who will spin yarn into gold in return for a first born child
2. The inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping.
2. The inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping.
Girl: "What's wrong, baby?"
Boy: "Its not you, its me. I've got a goddamn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier."
Boy: "Its not you, its me. I've got a goddamn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier."
by dan wants credit for this December 30, 2009