rumpelfugly 

If you are called this, you are one of the ugliest people alive.

Descends from the words "Rumpelstiltskin" (meaning a freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him), and "Fugly" meaning fucking ugly.

Girl 1: Omg, look at that guy over there.
Girl 2: Shit man...his skin is like hanging off his face, and he has like one eye, and rotted yellow teeth, and tiny bits of hair and he has like the body of a four year old too..
Girl 1: Yeah...shit........ I'd still fuck him though.
Girl 2: WTF?! He is RUMPELFUGLY, girl!
Girl 1: What?! It's been ages since I got a pink sock, and he looks like the sort to go for it...
Girl 2: Ooooh, yeah, you're right. Threesome!

rumpelfugly by manyperson August 10, 2009

Rumpelfugskin 

AKA Rumpelfugnutz, Rumpelfugz. A member of the opposite gender who just does not get that you are NOT into them! They are unattractive, more than likely over-flirtatious, overweight, have one lazy eye, calls you when they want "help with their homework" or is drunk with many other rumpelfugz at the bar looking to get lucky! Typically a Rumpelfugskin will get exceptionally jealous when their target, you, is DGing (Dirty Grinding) with someone other than them. Watch out for Rumpelfugz across America. They are also highly abundant in general education courses for the college level.

Person 1 - "Who is calling you?"
Person 2 - "Ah shit...... It is Rumpelfugskin!"

I was just trying to get away from Rumpelfugz but they just wouldn't quit badgering me.

Rumpelfugskin by Ghostbustersfreak March 24, 2010

Rumplefugly

The combination of Rumple and Fugly resulting in honestly the ugliest thing that could have been possibly imagined.

Man: "Yo I saw this Rumplefugly the other day at the store buying popcorn"

Man 2: Yea? did you call him ugly or what?

Man: You bet your ugly mcfugly ass I did.

Rumplefugly by Captain Pineapple October 6, 2008