Urban Dictionary: rumpelfugly

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If you are called this, you are one of the ugliest people alive.

Descends from the words "Rumpelstiltskin" (meaning a freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him), and "Fugly" meaning fucking ugly.

Girl 1: Omg, look at that guy over there.
Girl 2: Shit man...his skin is like hanging off his face, and he has like one eye, and rotted yellow teeth, and tiny bits of hair and he has like the body of a four year old too..
Girl 1: Yeah...shit........ I'd still fuck him though.
Girl 2: WTF?! He is RUMPELFUGLY, girl!
Girl 1: What?! It's been ages since I got a pink sock, and he looks like the sort to go for it...
Girl 2: Ooooh, yeah, you're right. Threesome!

by manyperson August 10, 2009

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