Rumpel 

One who is usually affiliated with warps in time and space.
Usually tall and lanky.
Often has a first name starting with a C

Produces copius amounts of methane.
ugghh.

Man where the fuck chris go...
Oh, he rumpeled outta here.

Rumpel by Treebeardthemighty August 23, 2011

rumpel shitskin 

from the kids movie rumpelstiltskin. His long lost bumper-lipped, grease covered, shit smelling nigger brother who was sold to a slave owner in the south. Rumpelstiltskin was lucky enough to make it big in a kids movie. Rumpel shitskin on the other hand was stuck picking cotton, making yarn, and eating old porridge and salty creek water at the lovely warm feeling plantation. He slept on cow shit, and used frozen horse sperm as a pillow. One day his owner's dog raped him and his slave owner shot rumpel shitskin for sexually assaulting his dog. His body is now used as a coat rack and his head is hanging from his tree along with the other dead banana-eating monkeys. Being called rumpel shitskin is an extreme insult meaning the person(or nigger) is extremely lazy, worthless, dirty, smelly, ugly, slimey, greasy, and just a completely disgusting creature.

john:Did that velcro headed fudgie just steal your car and rape your wife?

billy bob: yep he don did. so i shot that rumpel shitskin and made me a leather coat outta it.

rumpel shitskin by National Socialism February 11, 2010

Rumpel Blumpkin 

Is derived from "Blumpkin" where you receive fellatio while defacating. However, a Rumpel Blumpkin is when you receive fellatio in a the same bathroom stall or toilet as somebody who is defacating.

I took this chick to the bathroom, but Joey was already taking a dump, so she straight gave me a Rumpel Blumpkin while he watched.

Rumpel Blumpkin by Pico Rivera October 9, 2016

Rumpel Stiffskin 

Another name for a penis

"After Bonnie got done scrubbing the crock pot, I bent her over and gave her a good poke with Rumpel Stiffskin."

Rumpel Stiffskin by Marquis70 April 30, 2008

rumplepumpkin 

a term of endearment for a mischievous female partner. a kind, caring, attractive rascal

see that erica? shes my rumplepumpkin

rumplepumpkin by rascal1983 March 18, 2013

RumBelle 

The love of Rumpelstiltskin and Belle on a tv show called Once Upon A Time. RumBelle fans tend to want them to ship (get together) if the fan is too obsessed shit gets crazy. It's sometimes impossible to understand some of the RumBelle fans' conversations.

fangirl1: the new Once Upon A Time is on tonight
fangirl2: I KNOW!!!!! I HOPE RUMBELLE IS IN IT!!!!

fangirl1: OMG RUMBELLE!!!!!

fangirl2: I know dearie.... I know.....

RumBelle by obsessedfangirl February 3, 2013

Rumpleblumkin 

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit and screaming the 'givers' name backwards during climax.

Similar to a blumkin but with an added personal touch.

During the party we heard big Bob screaming Sudlob and we knew he was receiving a Rumpleblumkin from Boldus.

Rumpleblumkin by GBblumkins November 14, 2011