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Rumpleforeskin 

A mythical man of wrinkled foreskin appearance who's ability to weave golden fleece from his pubic hair is renowned throughout the land.
Check out the Merkin Rumpleforeskin wove me!
Rumpleforeskin by Rumple the King February 28, 2010

Rumpledforeskin 

A character of folk myth and fable known for his cruelty, a pitiable cruelty that tales tell is an outward manifestation of psychological scars inflicted as an infant during a botched circumcision performed by a vagabond rabbi using crampons and, inexplicably, a spinning wheel.

Also used to apply to those with a similar affliction.
Yes, I see it, and see why now your nickname is Rumpledforeskin, rabbi.
Rumpledforeskin by Midniteklown July 25, 2008

rumpleforeskin 

Sexual intercourse, ESP. with an uncircumsized man.
"Then we played rumpleforeskin on his parents diningroom table"
rumpleforeskin by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

Rumpleforeskin 

One who is able to pick pubic hair and spin the hair fibers into pure gold by wrapping the hair around their foreskin. Usually told as a children's fable or fairy tale, but is now in circulation as slang.
Hey, I wanna be Rumpleforeskin so I can be rish!
Rumpleforeskin by Anonymous March 10, 2003

t-rumpleforeskin

A bumbling wrinkly penis-headed idiot that is presently leader of the free world who wants to nuke North Korea and has poor command of the English language.
T-RUMPLEFORESKIN likes to play golf a lot using taxpayer's money.
t-rumpleforeskin by Mackleinstein February 27, 2018

rumpleforeskin 

insult/means unsercumsized,and very rinckly while at it!/i guess if you want, german/limp dick/fairytail charater(rumplestiskin)
a:hey dude, your an ass
b:f*** you...rumpleforeskin
a:dude you suck!!!
rumpleforeskin by samantha September 24, 2003
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