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Michael Rosen
Michael Rosen by Michaelrosen420 January 10, 2018
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Comforting Mrs. Rosen
Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.
Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Comforting Mrs. Rosen by pajiba June 10, 2013
Michael Rosen
A Youtube phenomenon who originally possessed a small following in the United Kingdom for his children's poetry books.
When Mr. Rosen could not find anyone to republish some of his older, more obscure books, he decided to, for the public's eyes, have his son film him telling all of the stories from the books, including but not limited to "Hypnotizer" and "Michael's Big Book of Bad Things". In each of these series, Mr. Rosen would have himself filmed wearing the same outfit in the same background with similar title captions (likely one day for filming, and his son deciding to make it possess a clean sort of transition).
Mr. Rosen became popular when some very clever users on Youtube took advantage of the fact that one could sentence splice his videos due to them having a similar background/camera position, and not have to change many of the visuals present, making it very easy to make him tell rather vulgar, but hilarious, stories.
When Mr. Rosen could not find anyone to republish some of his older, more obscure books, he decided to, for the public's eyes, have his son film him telling all of the stories from the books, including but not limited to "Hypnotizer" and "Michael's Big Book of Bad Things". In each of these series, Mr. Rosen would have himself filmed wearing the same outfit in the same background with similar title captions (likely one day for filming, and his son deciding to make it possess a clean sort of transition).
Mr. Rosen became popular when some very clever users on Youtube took advantage of the fact that one could sentence splice his videos due to them having a similar background/camera position, and not have to change many of the visuals present, making it very easy to make him tell rather vulgar, but hilarious, stories.
"Once, my friend Harrybo came to school with a great big bag of PLAMZ. He said 'Anyone want any PLAMZ?' I said 'No, I hate PLAMZ.' So he said 'Screw you Michael Rosen' and he began eating all the PLAMZ."
"Once, I was a smuggler, and I had to get 20,000 pounds of crack through the customs! I chose to hide it on me somewhere... but where? 'I know!' I said, I'll stuff it in my BUTT. -PFFT- OWWWWWWWWWW"
"When I get an erection with my FAT cock, if there's one thing I love it's Ms. Goodoff's snatch!"
"Once, I was a smuggler, and I had to get 20,000 pounds of crack through the customs! I chose to hide it on me somewhere... but where? 'I know!' I said, I'll stuff it in my BUTT. -PFFT- OWWWWWWWWWW"
"When I get an erection with my FAT cock, if there's one thing I love it's Ms. Goodoff's snatch!"
Michael Rosen by A BAG OF PLAMZ September 6, 2011
Kurt Rosenwinkel
I heard Kurt Rosenwinkel play last week and I was so riveted that I actually haven't been able to move until right now.
Kurt Rosenwinkel by APS23 December 6, 2009
Brian Rosenthal
(n.) Actor/Student/Human. Starred in A Very Potter Musical as Professor Quirrell and in A Very Potter Sequel as Seamus Finnigan, James Potter, and Past Ron. The epitome of supermegafoxyawesomehotness.
Brian Rosenthal by Rumbleroar's Slumbering Cub November 16, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.