Bonjour

The French greeting used most often. Translated to good day

Elodie: Bonjour monsieur
Cody: Good day to you too madame

by Secretive secret January 1, 2019

Bonjour

A thrilling story about a French exchange student dealing with how to learn English all while discovering he's gay and having a boyfriend.

In a plot twist he ends up loving the town and the people in it along with his brother but then his mother gets a new job and he has to move again.

Ships: frerard and petekey

Girl: what's your favorite frerard fanfiction?

Girl 2: defiantly bonjour by just_spit_casually

Girl 1: me too!

by Randomfanchick April 29, 2016

bonjour

The french word to say hello.

Bonjour !

by Someone July 22, 2003

Bonjoured

To be abruptly woken up by some knob head shouting in their sleep.

I got bonjoured by Will last night again. Spent the rest of the night with one eye open.

by Juk3sie December 17, 2022

bonjour

Used as a non-sequitor to distract or purposefully derail a conversation. Most notably forum users or trolls will use bonjour in a sentence where it makes no sense so as to illustrate that their opinion is irrelevant and does not add value to the conversation, usually mocking another user for inputting their own opinion as fact.

User1: Hey guys, let me tell you about this awesome vacation I had!
User2: I'm glad you want to share! Tell us about all the BONJOUR you had.

by Philip the Water Tank January 25, 2011

bonjours

A nickname for large breasts, particulary those that are all up in your face.

They often come in handy when approached by French men.

When you need to use them to your advantage, you show them off. For example, "When in doubt, Bonjour it out"

Lorena's bonjours just pop right out of her shirt.

Guys enjoy when Lorena wears her bonjour shirt.

by G-eye-na May 19, 2010

Dirty Bonjour

Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.

"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.

by Mr_Kevlar August 9, 2016