Rosenbauming

Rosenbauming (adj) or Rosenbaum (noun) is defined as:

When you are unable to decipher if a boy is of legal age, but proceed to sexual intercourse regardless.

Joseph Rosenbaum: Hey man, check out that dude! I'm going to get him drunk and sleep with him!

Huber: I don't know man, he looks kind of young. He keeps talking about how he can't wait to get his driver's license.

Joseph Rosenbaum: Fuck it, I'll just Rosenbaum it.

Huber: Better watch out for Kyle!

Person 1: That guy that Joseph is with looks pretty young. Did he ask him for his age?

Person 2: Nah, he is just Rosenbauming it

Rosenbauming by GreasyFrenchy November 19, 2021

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Rosenbauming

Verb

To go off one’s medication; to never take medication

Did you hear about that pedophile who chased a minor down the street? Dude was totally Rosenbauming.”

Rosenbauming by ThatVerizonGuy November 15, 2021

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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