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retaliate 

To Give shit back 2x worse then what they did to you.
my mom took away my TV, you know what, im going to retaliate!
retaliate by Eddyyyb August 28, 2007

Optical Rectalitis 

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.
With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.

rectalpedoctomy

n.
a medical procdedure for the surgical removal of my foot from your ass.
I swear you are going to need a rectalpedoctomy when I'm done with you!
rectalpedoctomy by J. Reed March 4, 2005

Rectomite 

A small Indiginous flea that lives up the anus of most Americans, can somtimes be found in England, the one expelled during a visit to England by George Bush was never found but it probably evolved into a Politician.
Hey, I'm sure that there Tony Blair is the Spawn of a Rectomite coz every time he sees George W Bush he tries to return to his ancestrol roots, the fucking Twat!
Rectomite by kulucriss September 1, 2007

rectalfit 

to adjust something in a half-assed way; make operable or workable by rigging up something, usually temporarily and quickly, just to get by
He didn't have the part he needed so he rectalfit the broken radiator hose with duct tape.
rectalfit by jhwilson August 4, 2007

rectabate 

To sodomize oneself with either fingers, vibrators, dildos, or random objects.
Rectum + Masturbate = Rectabate
When Chavo went to Cuba, his boyfriend Ignacio rectabated himself raw every lonely night.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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