rectalite

anal dwelling bad friends

stupid friends that are haters and dont really like you

by Kevin Robertson December 1, 2004

retaliate

To Give shit back 2x worse then what they did to you.

my mom took away my TV, you know what, im going to retaliate!

by Eddyyyb August 28, 2007

Optical Rectalitis

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.

With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.

by awesumwordster January 25, 2012

rectalpedoctomy

n.
a medical procdedure for the surgical removal of my foot from your ass.

I swear you are going to need a rectalpedoctomy when I'm done with you!

by J. Reed March 4, 2005

Rectomite

A small Indiginous flea that lives up the anus of most Americans, can somtimes be found in England, the one expelled during a visit to England by George Bush was never found but it probably evolved into a Politician.

Hey, I'm sure that there Tony Blair is the Spawn of a Rectomite coz every time he sees George W Bush he tries to return to his ancestrol roots, the fucking Twat!

by kulucriss September 1, 2007

rectalfit

to adjust something in a half-assed way; make operable or workable by rigging up something, usually temporarily and quickly, just to get by

He didn't have the part he needed so he rectalfit the broken radiator hose with duct tape.

by jhwilson August 4, 2007

rectabate

To sodomize oneself with either fingers, vibrators, dildos, or random objects.
Rectum + Masturbate = Rectabate

When Chavo went to Cuba, his boyfriend Ignacio rectabated himself raw every lonely night.

by Rick Rock and Ya Don't Stop December 30, 2008