by deeja December 10, 2007
"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."
by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003
A medical condition where a moronic person has their Cranium lodged/inserted through their own Rectal cavity. The Cranium can get as far as the end of the Duodenum, which has been cited in a number of cases. Often, the condition is rendered temporarily, but sometimes the disorder can be lifelong and permanent. When treated, the patient may need the Perineum sutured from the initial Cranial penetration of the Rectal orifice.
Many people with Cranial Rectal Syndrome live their lives oblivious to the fact that they have the condition. Early prevention is vital. Talk to your doctor today if you think you may present any symptoms CRS.
by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop June 4, 2007
"I know that our anniversary was today, but, I was having a cranial rectal inversion and I will make up for it this weekend."
by grant24 May 15, 2008
The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).
"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"
"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."
"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."
"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."
"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."
by queenducttape December 9, 2005
An advanced form of cognitive dissonance where a person's head is actually so far up their own ass that it reemerges from their own mouth thus creating a black hole of ignorance and hypocrisy devoid of reason or logic.
Trump supporters must suffer from cranial - rectal syndrome because they seem to not understand their own hypocrisy.
by Grimmnevil June 8, 2017
John: Yo I'm gonna go pwn some n00bs lol lol rofl !!!11!!oneoneone!!111!
Luke: Yo you are suffering from a serious Cranial Rectal Inversion
Luke: Yo you are suffering from a serious Cranial Rectal Inversion
by EllieJewFace September 4, 2007