Rectomite 

A small Indiginous flea that lives up the anus of most Americans, can somtimes be found in England, the one expelled during a visit to England by George Bush was never found but it probably evolved into a Politician.

Hey, I'm sure that there Tony Blair is the Spawn of a Rectomite coz every time he sees George W Bush he tries to return to his ancestrol roots, the fucking Twat!

Rectomite by kulucriss September 1, 2007

rectomite 

Very similar in texture to Marmite but tastes slighty better

This Marmite tastes like the Aldi version of most stuff you buy there, its Rectomite"

rectomite by kulucriss September 1, 2007

Cranial Rectumitis 

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion

That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!

Cranial Rectumitis by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006

Cranial Rectimitus 

The serious medical condition where the sufferer is known to have their head lodged firmly and permanently up their own ass. Symptoms are readily apparent in the patient's behavior and verbal interactions.

Ross' behavior was nigh on inexplicable... the only possible explantion for his asinine behavior was a terminal case of Cranial Rectimitus.

Cranial Rectimitus by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008

rektormite 

a greeting to a close friend

yo wys rektormite you’re look fly styll

rektormite by dannybons December 19, 2019

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.

Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."

Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis by ZQ8Playboy January 17, 2009

rectite 

As reported by comedian Dave Barry, a businessman by the name of Jim Munn was planning to implement an idea allegedly relayed to him by a federal health inspector: gluing the rectums of Thanksgiving turkeys shut in order to decrease the risk of salmonella poisoning.

The proposed name for this product/service was 'Rectite.'

It is unclear if the product made it out of the development stage. This may be an urban legend, although Snopes.com has no entry for it as of 2-June-05.

Wow, did you hear what happened to the Joneses? They got salmonella from their Thanksgiving Turkey! I sure am glad you got a Turkey with Rectite, honey- salmonella is no fun.

rectite by rosignol June 8, 2005