opticalrectalitis 

A medical syndrome whereas one has his head up his ass and has a shitty outlook on life.

Your symptoms indicate that you suffer from opticalrectalitis.

opticalrectalitis by aFfLiCtEd December 19, 2004

Optical Rectalitis 

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.

With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.

Optical Rectalitis by awesumwordster January 25, 2012

Opticalrectumitis

When you have a shitty outlook on life

Bryan: That bitch is always complaining.
Duane: Sounds like a serious case of Opticalrectumitis

Opticalrectumitis by Cageebee December 21, 2008

optical rectalitis 

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".

I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.

optical rectalitis by terryzz February 22, 2009

Opticalrectumitis

When you can’t see your ass at work

I had a bad case of opticalrectumitis Monday morning and had to call in.

Opticalrectumitis by Ziggybrogus February 25, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022