Quamp 

Something silly, clumsy, or goofy. Usually followed by a facepalm.

I left the house without my glasses, but I didn’t realize I couldn’t see until I tried to drive away. That was a quamp.

I was just quamping around, tripping over my own two feet.

Belly buttons are quampy.

I am a quamp because I can only drink things with a straw, or else I spill the whole drink down my shirt.

Quamp by april2002 September 10, 2023

Quamp 

A being who is weak, a snitch, disliked. In slang terms.. "a pussy". (N)

The kids a Quamp.. he didnt pay me.

Quamp by Kel November 23, 2004

Quamp 

To involve in intercorse while the female is on her period.

That bitch Quamped me..Now i got blood on my dick.

Quamp by Kel November 19, 2004

Quamp 

A word used for something stupid or weird

That person over there looks quamp!

Quamp by allynw May 27, 2010

Quamp 

the name of a person that is terrible at apex legends and cant even win 1v1s in any multiplayer shooter.

damn bro you lost that? you are being like quamp

Quamp by BasedSiggySiggySigasorusrex November 21, 2021

Quamp 

A word to describe someone who quietly listens to others have sex. They do not watch others in the act only listen intently to those in the other room.

I heard Johnny is a quamp.

Quamp by Yessirigetbags April 22, 2022

quamputer 

A quantum computer (portmanteau of 'quantum' and 'computer')

Quamputers will revolutionise AI, machine learning, big data, and more.

quamputer by wordhatch May 22, 2022