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Stop being a quampt
by Gkoroudg February 2, 2017
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quamputer

A quantum computer (portmanteau of 'quantum' and 'computer')
Quamputers will revolutionise AI, machine learning, big data, and more.
by wordhatch May 22, 2022
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Quampsack

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.
Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.
by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022
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Quamph

A male queef, consisting of a brisk expulsion of penile flatulence
"Did you just quamph?"

Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.

"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"
by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019
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quampha (qum -Fa )

describes all the unnecessary things in life. can be used to describe an item, an event or a frame of mind. any and all unneeded things you or someone else has.
* her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.
by KennyF August 29, 2005
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Quamat

var sp. Quamut. Quamatttt.

1. exclamation. obnoxious interruptory device.
2. adverb. resigned acceptance of a situation.
3. verb. subtle goading of a person.
4. declaration. angry rebuttal, sometimes calling for silence (as in shut up)
5. adjective. an all-purpose word to describe pretty much any state of mind. word meaning varies depending on inflection.
6. noun. Stinky people
7. noun. wack



Prounication: Kwah-mutt.
1. Don't talk about quamats in here. No quamattts allowed.
2. Person 1: I don't really feel like
going out tonight
Person 2: Quamaaaaaat
Person 3: alright, i'll go
3. Girl 1: Boy 1 doesn't know
what he's talking about.
Boy 1: Quamat!
Girl 1: Sorrrry
4. Boy 2: I think the exam is at 8 am
tomorrow
Boy 1: Really?
Boy 2: Yeah, for sure
Boy 3: quamat
5. Boy 1: Shut up.
Boy 2: Quamattt!!!
3. Girl 1: You are both quamat.
by Sloshfinu April 6, 2009
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Quamp

Something silly, clumsy, or goofy. Usually followed by a facepalm.
I left the house without my glasses, but I didn’t realize I couldn’t see until I tried to drive away. That was a quamp.

I was just quamping around, tripping over my own two feet.

Belly buttons are quampy.

I am a quamp because I can only drink things with a straw, or else I spill the whole drink down my shirt.
by april2002 September 10, 2023
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