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quoob

a jerk, misfit, fish out of water. someone that's just really out of place.
gosh, you're such a freaking quoob.
by shielamukunda February 12, 2006
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Quob

An asexual term for the Deity The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
As The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe and everything in it, they also must have created sex and gender, and as they already existed they must be of no gender and of all genders simultaneously. So to refer to The Flying Spaghetti monster as He, She, Her, or Him would inaccurate, so the term Quob is sometimes used, or not.
The FSM is a robust self confident Deity, not a delicate snowflake of a Deity that other religions seem to have, so Quob will not get upset if you say something that may construed as "taking the FSM's name in vain" , that and the fact they are probably too drunk to notice.
by Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie November 30, 2016
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quoomer

a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.

Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.
Judith Butler is the mother of all quoomers.
by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022
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quombly

1. My stomach feels quombly after that burrito.

2. The picture on the TV's all quombly.
by Wesuvius December 12, 2010
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Quoo

A person that believes their friends when they come up with a fake word that they claim is indeed in the dictionary.
Josh is such a Quoo for thinking that was a word!
by Domo1016 April 1, 2015
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quook

A combination of shook and quaking meaning ultimate surprise and fear
I'm quook, there are so many people here
by Quooking September 20, 2017
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Quorb

A baseball that has been tie-died blue and white. As legend has it, the first person the Quorb ever hits is queer. It is also commonly used as another word for a gay person. A Quorb was first used in a neighborhood at Lake Keowee. The first person ever hit with a Quorb was a small child, who turned out to be gay (queer).
That guy is a quorb, he likes men.
by Liger Woods June 21, 2007
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