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An asexual term for the Deity The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
As The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe and everything in it, they also must have created sex and gender, and as they already existed they must be of no gender and of all genders simultaneously. So to refer to The Flying Spaghetti monster as He, She, Her, or Him would inaccurate, so the term Quob is sometimes used, or not.
The FSM is a robust self confident Deity, not a delicate snowflake of a Deity that other religions seem to have, so Quob will not get upset if you say something that may construed as "taking the FSM's name in vain" , that and the fact they are probably too drunk to notice.
Quob by Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie November 30, 2016
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Adapted from the word 'quad' when the almighty Twinkleting groaned 'form a quad' a long time ago in a football match.
The Twinkleting was alert of their imminent loss and sensed a need for change. He blerted FORM A QUOB.
quob by Fattest dab October 9, 2018
Related Words
Quob Quobo quobah quobbel quobble Quobbled Quobbly quober Quobinckaged quoble
The area / neighborhood of Manhattan, New York bordered by the Queensborough Bridge to the south, Central Park to the west, the East River to the east and E 72nd St to the north. It is a section of what is generally considered the Upper East Side. QuoBoNo is derived from the "QU" and "BO" in QUeensBorough Bridge, the major feature of the area. The "NO" indicates that the area is north of the Bridge.
"Hey, is that party tonight in TriBeCa?"
"No, its in QuoBoNo"

"I heard Dan just moved into the city."
"Yeah, he found a great deal in QuoBoNo"
QuoBoNo by GetFritzy August 5, 2009

Quobinckaged

To have been Quobinckaged, is to have just been told a 'Your Mom/Mum joke'.

Background:
This word was originally created to explain the meaning of a 'Your Mom joke' however the word did not fit this definition, so to fix this, the word was converted to mean 'to have been told a Your Mum joke', instead of the meaning of one. Therefore the current definition for a 'Your Mom joke' is Quobinckaged. It originated from a small town in Western Australia, thanks to a group of High School students who needed a way to add to the burn of a 'Your Mom joke', and thus it became a widely known and used term.

Pronunciation:

Quo-binc-kaged.
Bob: Hey Benny, guess what I just did?
Benny: I don't know man, what?
Bob: Your Mom, lol.

Benny has just been Quobinckaged.
Quobinckaged by Blakeinator July 31, 2014
The act of getting shit in your mouth accidently
I hate being quober

Yesterday I was taking a shit and I quobered
quober by Taosboyz April 14, 2014
having one quarter of a boner. The stage in between being flaccid and slightly aroused.
"You think that becky is hot?" "She gave me a quobo, nothing else"
quobo by Mrs. Bush September 25, 2012
This whole thing's a major quoble.
quoble by Massive Catfish March 9, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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