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Quobo
Quobo by Daniel_Crowe May 6, 2012
Quob
An asexual term for the Deity The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
As The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe and everything in it, they also must have created sex and gender, and as they already existed they must be of no gender and of all genders simultaneously. So to refer to The Flying Spaghetti monster as He, She, Her, or Him would inaccurate, so the term Quob is sometimes used, or not.
As The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe and everything in it, they also must have created sex and gender, and as they already existed they must be of no gender and of all genders simultaneously. So to refer to The Flying Spaghetti monster as He, She, Her, or Him would inaccurate, so the term Quob is sometimes used, or not.
The FSM is a robust self confident Deity, not a delicate snowflake of a Deity that other religions seem to have, so Quob will not get upset if you say something that may construed as "taking the FSM's name in vain" , that and the fact they are probably too drunk to notice.
Quob by Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie November 30, 2016
quofo
I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?
quofo by Extremityman October 17, 2023
quoomer
a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.
Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.
Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.
quoomer by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022
Quoo
A person that believes their friends when they come up with a fake word that they claim is indeed in the dictionary.
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