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having one quarter of a boner. The stage in between being flaccid and slightly aroused.
"You think that becky is hot?" "She gave me a quobo, nothing else"
quobo by Mrs. Bush September 25, 2012
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Quobo: adj.
-Quarter of a boner
She touched my thigh and I got a quobo.

Yoga pants give me a quobo.
Quobo by Daniel_Crowe May 6, 2012
Related Words
Quobo QuoBoNo quoof quook Quoop quomo Quebous Quiboloy Quob quombo
An asexual term for the Deity The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
As The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe and everything in it, they also must have created sex and gender, and as they already existed they must be of no gender and of all genders simultaneously. So to refer to The Flying Spaghetti monster as He, She, Her, or Him would inaccurate, so the term Quob is sometimes used, or not.
The FSM is a robust self confident Deity, not a delicate snowflake of a Deity that other religions seem to have, so Quob will not get upset if you say something that may construed as "taking the FSM's name in vain" , that and the fact they are probably too drunk to notice.
Quob by Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie November 30, 2016
A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.
I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?
quofo by Extremityman October 17, 2023
a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.

Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.
Judith Butler is the mother of all quoomers.
quoomer by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022
A person that believes their friends when they come up with a fake word that they claim is indeed in the dictionary.
Josh is such a Quoo for thinking that was a word!
Quoo by Domo1016 April 1, 2015
A combination of shook and quaking meaning ultimate surprise and fear
I'm quook, there are so many people here
quook by Quooking September 20, 2017
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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