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A pvntz is an Italian cuckold, who rages at absolutely everyone and everything, especially when his spaghet is not finished. Although pvntz is almost 17, he still has bedtime at 8pm and is not allowed to play on weekdays. pvntz is not the smartes individual, and his stupidity and shitty memory frequently gets documented on his friends YouTube channel, to the pleasure of his Twitter audiance.
"Bro, I was in a game of ranked, and this pvntz just sprayed a Mira down with Ying and didn't land a single bullet."
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Shmecky Puntz 

Yiddish word for smelly vagina. Possibly smells of fish and other unclean odors. When a woman stinks of B.O. chances are she has a Shmecky Puntz.
Man 1: My friend Emily absolutely reeks of B.O.!

Man 2: She probably has a Shmecky Puntz!
Shmecky Puntz by mrperson123 March 31, 2017
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Duty-in-da-pantz 

A navy term for a watch you don't want and don't have time for.
The duty section watch bill said I have 0000 to 0400 duty-in-da-pantz.
Duty-in-da-pantz by UT3 February 5, 2014

Candi Pantz 

A derogatory label applied to a person prone to inappropriately storing candy in their undergarments, usually for the illicit enticement of minors.
He can't go within 200 feet of a playground or school 'cause he's a candi pantz.
Candi Pantz by Sean Krausz December 30, 2010

Pantz Ninja

An ass-raper who really enjoys raping other men.
The Pantz Ninja got me last night.
Pantz Ninja by John Kreja November 14, 2004

j00 g0t pwntz0r 

basically YOU GOT PWNT(zor)call mesam that and watch how he retaliates the runescape addicted idiot all he does is play runescape.
omfg u az j00 g0t pwntz0r u addicted rs pl4y3r m3s4m!
j00 g0t pwntz0r by mesam October 30, 2007
When a person is very athletic and is very good at sports.

Man, that guy is pentz!
pentz by yorky February 25, 2007