pontzer
Fucking loser.
You are a pontzer.
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potzer
From the chess-related movie Searching for Bobby Fischer. The correct spelling is actually "patzer," and it's a derogatory name for a weak player. The term was revived in the Kevin Smith film, Chasing Amy
potzer by BankyTheHack April 24, 2003
pontmercying
The act of falling in love in one day and obsessing over your newfound crush, annoying all your friends. This action is named after Marius Pontmercy, who fell in love with Cosette after seeing her in the street one time. Oh Marius, what are we going to do with you?
pontmercying by DoUCare November 19, 2016
Marius Pontmercy
A character in Les Miserables who falls in love with some attractive stranger and then goes off to revolt against the French government with his hot friend Enjolras because the attractive stranger he fell in love with was taken away by her fake dad because her fake dad is running from an obsessive cop.
Portrayed in the 2012 movie of Les Miserables by the angel Eddie Redmayne.
Portrayed in the 2012 movie of Les Miserables by the angel Eddie Redmayne.
Marius Pontmercy by _______________ummm January 3, 2016
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