pontzer 

Fucking loser.

You are a pontzer.

pontzer by negglord June 22, 2017

pontier 

A beer you are still holding (and didn't drop) after passing out drunk the night before. It is usually finished upon realization of such a feat.

Finish that pontier

pontier by 1624 March 5, 2010

potzer 

From the chess-related movie Searching for Bobby Fischer. The correct spelling is actually "patzer," and it's a derogatory name for a weak player. The term was revived in the Kevin Smith film, Chasing Amy

Don't be a complete fucking potzer like you were last night

potzer by BankyTheHack April 24, 2003

pontmercying 

The act of falling in love in one day and obsessing over your newfound crush, annoying all your friends. This action is named after Marius Pontmercy, who fell in love with Cosette after seeing her in the street one time. Oh Marius, what are we going to do with you?

"Most Disney Princesses spend their night at the ball pontmercying after some prince they just met"

pontmercying by DoUCare November 19, 2016

Marius Pontmercy

A character in Les Miserables who falls in love with some attractive stranger and then goes off to revolt against the French government with his hot friend Enjolras because the attractive stranger he fell in love with was taken away by her fake dad because her fake dad is running from an obsessive cop.
Portrayed in the 2012 movie of Les Miserables by the angel Eddie Redmayne.

Marius: "My name is Marius Pontmercy"
Cosette: "And mine's Cosette"

Marius Pontmercy by _______________ummm January 3, 2016

potzer 

a person who does or says something to make a fool of himself.

Man, stop jumping around. You look like a potzer.

potzer by Weaver March 19, 2004

ponzer 

A man who fatisizes about midgets

my friend is a ponzer. He wants to have a sexual encounter with little people

ponzer by Frank dan September 26, 2007