Candi Pantz

A derogatory label applied to a person prone to inappropriately storing candy in their undergarments, usually for the illicit enticement of minors.

He can't go within 200 feet of a playground or school 'cause he's a candi pantz.

by Sean Krausz December 30, 2010

Pantz Ninja

An ass-raper who really enjoys raping other men.

The Pantz Ninja got me last night.

by John Kreja November 14, 2004

Doctor Pantz

A guy that lives in Tucson, AZ, drives a little red car and can't stand baggy vinyl(thus causing him to spend hundreds of dollars at the local fetsh clothing store)

Hey, let's call Doctor Pants and make him fix our lame ass windows boxen!!!

by sixiLiX December 26, 2002

Duty-in-da-pantz

A navy term for a watch you don't want and don't have time for.

The duty section watch bill said I have 0000 to 0400 duty-in-da-pantz.

by UT3 February 5, 2014

Pantzed

Having your trousers, shorts and underwear pulled down exposing one's genitals.

I 'pantzed' my friend William and he had an extremely small penis.

by JohnGeez October 20, 2018