"Pootis" is a quote from the Heavy, from Valve's free-to-play Team Fortress 2 game. The original quote by said Heavy is "Put dispenser here". However, due to his accent, it appears to sound like he is saying "Pootis spencer here". Therefore, people have grabbed the word "Pootis" from this, thus creating an internet meme.
Meaning 1 : "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Meaning 2 : A Phrase removed from TF2's Put Dispenser Here. Used by the Heavy Weapons Guy of TF2
Example 1 :Scout: Yo Heavy Heavy: What?
Scout: Define "Pootis"
Heavy: "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Example 2: Heavy : Put Dis/penser here.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.