A fat boy with a small genital body part, has a short temper, around 5”3 and eats a lot of cheese burgers and pizzas
by ChromoGang June 12, 2019
Get the puoti mug.1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.
The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.
by picc285 July 6, 2019
Get the pootillo mug.1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.
2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.
2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.
1. What you think about that girl over there? Pootie do or pootie don't?
2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.
2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.
by LaRhettie May 18, 2013
Get the pootie do mug."Pootis" is a quote from the Heavy, from Valve's free-to-play Team Fortress 2 game. The original quote by said Heavy is "Put dispenser here". However, due to his accent, it appears to sound like he is saying "Pootis spencer here". Therefore, people have grabbed the word "Pootis" from this, thus creating an internet meme.
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by Outspace June 24, 2013
Get the Pootis mug.A poutine made with an onion ring base rather than the typical pomme frites base.
Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.
Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.
Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.
Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.
"Bonjour/Hi, I'd like to order the best poutine on the menu!"
"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"
"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"
by MTL11 November 3, 2014
Get the The Catherine Poutine mug.Meaning 1 : "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Meaning 2 : A Phrase removed from TF2's Put Dispenser Here. Used by the Heavy Weapons Guy of TF2
Meaning 2 : A Phrase removed from TF2's Put Dispenser Here. Used by the Heavy Weapons Guy of TF2
Example 1 :Scout: Yo Heavy
Heavy: What?
Scout: Define "Pootis"
Heavy: "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Example 2: Heavy : Put Dis/penser here.
Heavy: What?
Scout: Define "Pootis"
Heavy: "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Example 2: Heavy : Put Dis/penser here.
by SirKnowsALotDictionary September 16, 2015
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