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Pronounced "came-ij"

The aftermath of ejaculating all over your surroundings.
Johnathan: Agh oogh augh! I camed so much! There is so much cammage all over me!
Johnathan's Mother walking in Johnathan's Room: What the fuck did you with your vienna sausage John? There is so much cammage in your room!
by Mattdiction February 10, 2020
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Prolonged exposure to someone else's brain damage to the point a small part of their brain damage causes negative effects to those witnessing their behavior.
i just got secondhand brain damage from scrolling through a flat earth twitter thread
by Mattdiction July 22, 2021
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