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A cat, especially a beloved or comical pet cat. Especially common on Daily Kos.
"oh, great, another pootie diary! bet there are enough pics in it to crash my browser, too!"
by khereva December 16, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Term used by members of for a cat
Pooties and Woozles and Birdies, Oh My!
by aligatore December 16, 2009
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Daily Kos affectionate term for cats or kittens used in daily community diary with lolcat pictures.
by pootiediary January 02, 2010
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