A cat, especially a beloved or comical pet cat. Especially common on Daily Kos.
"oh, great, another pootie diary! bet there are enough pics in it to crash my browser, too!"
by khereva December 16, 2009
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Term used by members of DailyKos.com for a cat
Pooties and Woozles and Birdies, Oh My!
by aligatore December 16, 2009
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A polite way of saying butt aka Patootie.
The Pootie Kickers Thirty Day Challenge team is going to kick pootie this year.
by Ono Notme July 23, 2008
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A large white male with long curly "tendrals" of hair. Often is mistaken for Wierd Al. Is known as a technnical asshole and a fucking know it all.
by NymphRacket January 11, 2004
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"Pootis" is a quote from the Heavy, from Valve's free-to-play Team Fortress 2 game. The original quote by said Heavy is "Put dispenser here". However, due to his accent, it appears to sound like he is saying "Pootis spencer here". Therefore, people have grabbed the word "Pootis" from this, thus creating an internet meme.

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by Outspace June 23, 2013
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