Pootie

A cat, especially a beloved or comical pet cat. Especially common on Daily Kos.

"oh, great, another pootie diary! bet there are enough pics in it to crash my browser, too!"

by khereva December 16, 2009

Pootie

Term used by members of DailyKos.com for a cat

Pooties and Woozles and Birdies, Oh My!

by aligatore December 16, 2009

Pootie

A term for your best friend

Dats my Pootie girl

by wastecase May 6, 2018

Pootie

A polite way of saying butt aka Patootie.

The Pootie Kickers Thirty Day Challenge team is going to kick pootie this year.

by Ono Notme July 23, 2008

Pootie

A large white male with long curly "tendrals" of hair. Often is mistaken for Wierd Al. Is known as a technnical asshole and a fucking know it all.

"Alex is the biggest I know!"

by NymphRacket January 11, 2004

Pootis

"Pootis" is a quote from the Heavy, from Valve's free-to-play Team Fortress 2 game. The original quote by said Heavy is "Put dispenser here". However, due to his accent, it appears to sound like he is saying "Pootis spencer here". Therefore, people have grabbed the word "Pootis" from this, thus creating an internet meme.

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Pootis Team Fortress 2 Team Fortress Heavy Heavy Weapons Guy

by Outspace June 23, 2013

Pootis

~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.

Heavy: POOTIS

by Mattdiction August 31, 2015