Pooti 

peice of crap

crap

Pooti by Soomer June 15, 2003

pooTI 

A UTI from putting it in the stink and then back in the pink

Person 1: “why’s does Hanna hate you so much?”
Person 2: “Because I gave that cheating bitch a PooTI!”

pooTI by PooTIthang July 24, 2019

pootillo 

1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.

The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.

pootillo by picc285 July 6, 2019

poobiscuit 

A top-tier god-like rapper. He got money, he got bars, he got thousand dollar cars

and dont forget about the ladies.

guy: did you hear Poobiscuits new song?

Girl: No but i heard about how HOT he is

poobiscuit by PoobisuitFan July 9, 2021

pootie do 

1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.

2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.

1. What you think about that girl over there? Pootie do or pootie don't?

2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.

pootie do by LaRhettie May 18, 2013

Pootis

"Pootis" is a quote from the Heavy, from Valve's free-to-play Team Fortress 2 game. The original quote by said Heavy is "Put dispenser here". However, due to his accent, it appears to sound like he is saying "Pootis spencer here". Therefore, people have grabbed the word "Pootis" from this, thus creating an internet meme.

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Pootis Team Fortress 2 Team Fortress Heavy Heavy Weapons Guy

Pootis by Outspace June 24, 2013

Pootis

~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.

Heavy: POOTIS

Pootis by Mattdiction October 14, 2015