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pooTI
Person 1: “why’s does Hanna hate you so much?”
Person 2: “Because I gave that cheating bitch a PooTI!”
Person 2: “Because I gave that cheating bitch a PooTI!”
pooTI by PooTIthang July 24, 2019
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Pooti • pootie • pootie-tang • pootin' • pooticles • Pootine • pooting • pooticket • pootinanny • Pootie Kickers
poobiscuit
A top-tier god-like rapper. He got money, he got bars, he got thousand dollar cars
and dont forget about the ladies.
and dont forget about the ladies.
poobiscuit by PoobisuitFan July 9, 2021
pootie do
1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.
2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.
2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.
Pootis
"Pootis" is a quote from the Heavy, from Valve's free-to-play Team Fortress 2 game. The original quote by said Heavy is "Put dispenser here". However, due to his accent, it appears to sound like he is saying "Pootis spencer here". Therefore, people have grabbed the word "Pootis" from this, thus creating an internet meme.
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