pootillo
1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.
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Portillo's
Has the best fucking Chicago style hot dogs and Italian beef sandwiches.
If in Chicago here is address of best place.
100 W. Ontario
Chicago IL 60654
If in Chicago here is address of best place.
100 W. Ontario
Chicago IL 60654
Portillo's by RaythatguyfromChicago March 27, 2012
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Poortillo's
The ghetto distant cousin of the highly successful yet very expensive Portillo's fast food chain. Restaurants under the Poortillo's Restaurant umbrella would include any cheap fast food option in the south side ghetto. Buildings usually feature bars on the windows and counters that feature bulletproof glass.
Hey Pat, you want to head to Portillo's? They have their hot dog, small fry, and small coke on special today for $11.16. No Tom, I'm feeding my family of 4 for $11.16 at Poortillo's. Their same combo is regularly priced at $2.79.
Poortillo's by Tom9750 November 16, 2013
portillo's
a Chicago- restaurant chain do you see Portillo's in another state? just wondering... that has amazing food and rocks!! my personal favorite: Barnelli's, where they serve real, fresh Chicken Caesar salads. best shit ever. oh, and their decor is major bad-ass: 1920s Chicago :)
portillo's by scene_hippie June 12, 2008
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Portillo-gate
When someone denies a pregnant lady Portillos chocolate cake without good reason resulting in an uprising.
Portillo-gate by searchie #3 October 8, 2012
Portillo's
The cult restaurant of northern Illinois. Fast food like cheese fries, hot dogs, hamburgers,etc...
Supposedly has the "best" chocolate cake.
Supposedly has the "best" chocolate cake.
Portillo's by Bindi June 4, 2017
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