Pootine 

The act of having a shit a set times everyday.

Dude...that fibreous meal has played havok with my Pootine....

Pootine by gazw77 October 21, 2011

pootine 

A pootine is the excremental routine one follows. For instance, one may use the lavatory upon arriving home from work every day, or immediately after waking up.

People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.

"The boss made me work overtime last night and it nearly killed me. I mean, the guy totally screwed over my pootine!"

"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"

pootine by Pancakepower November 13, 2011

Pootine 

Pootine is a crap flavored protein bar. It could also refer to a protein related food that looks/smells/ tastes like crap.

Thai pootine sucks. It tastes like crap! I'll never listen to Burney again!

Pootine by Lob Star 1 July 8, 2015

Pootine 

The act of a male finishing on the anus of their sexual partner, while she proceeds to shat liquid all over her rear, and the male proceeds to eat her ass out after

Last night was great, me and krista tried anal and it resulted in some warm pootine

Pootine by Tokysoaky July 11, 2020

Pootine 

When you’re eating a girl’s ass when she has a yeast infection

Guy 1 : Yo you hit that last night?

Guy 2 : Nah I gave er the ol stratch n sniff and I pulled nothin but gravy and curds talk about a pootine eh

Pootine by StalinEatsAss March 1, 2021

pootie do 

1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.

2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.

1. What you think about that girl over there? Pootie do or pootie don't?

2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.

pootie do by LaRhettie May 18, 2013

The Catherine Poutine 

A poutine made with an onion ring base rather than the typical pomme frites base.

Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.

Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.

"Bonjour/Hi, I'd like to order the best poutine on the menu!"

"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"

The Catherine Poutine by MTL11 November 3, 2014