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pootine
A pootine is the excremental routine one follows. For instance, one may use the lavatory upon arriving home from work every day, or immediately after waking up.
People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.
People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.
"The boss made me work overtime last night and it nearly killed me. I mean, the guy totally screwed over my pootine!"
"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"
"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"
pootine by Pancakepower November 13, 2011
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Pootine • poutine • pootie • pootie-tang • pootin' • pooting • poontine • pootinanny • Pootie Kickers • Pootie special
Pootine
Pootine is a crap flavored protein bar. It could also refer to a protein related food that looks/smells/ tastes like crap.
Pootine by Lob Star 1 July 8, 2015
Pootine
Guy 1 : Yo you hit that last night?
Guy 2 : Nah I gave er the ol stratch n sniff and I pulled nothin but gravy and curds talk about a pootine eh
Guy 2 : Nah I gave er the ol stratch n sniff and I pulled nothin but gravy and curds talk about a pootine eh
Pootine by StalinEatsAss March 1, 2021
pootie do
1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.
2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.
2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.
The Catherine Poutine
A poutine made with an onion ring base rather than the typical pomme frites base.
Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.
Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.
Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.
Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.
"Bonjour/Hi, I'd like to order the best poutine on the menu!"
"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"
"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"
The Catherine Poutine by MTL11 November 3, 2014
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