ptdom 

put that dick on me

sally: ouu he's fine he can ptdom

ptdom by inlovelmaoo April 18, 2022

pedometer

pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you

oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here

pedometer by lschi1 March 31, 2015

ptpom 

put that pu$$y on me

Aye, you better ptpom

ptpom by anonymous September 29, 2020

pedometer

A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.

"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."

pedometer by va1erio December 14, 2008

Pudoma 

'Pulled Directly Out of My Ass' - So called thoughtful analysis using a very vital part of one's anatomy. Performed routinely by one and all.

When that guy told me tat 83.5% of all people have homosexual tendencies. It sounded like total pudoma. Where did he get that from?

Pudoma by socrateaze May 10, 2016

Pedomirez 

When a pedophile attracts to high school freshmen girls with a fetish for major swag.

Casey has major swag but she doesn't know a pedomirez when she sees one.

Pedomirez by Ivan-Angeli July 11, 2011

Pedometer

Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.

To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.

Pedometer by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010