pedoman 

When someone on a online chat likes girls/guys who are a lot younger than him/her.

person 1: wow her voice is hawt
person 2: ^ pedoman

pedoman by Supercap January 14, 2017

Pedobank

A pedobank, is a bank into which you place girls into who are underage and would invest years in until they turn 18 and then screw them, similar to jailbate.

"Dude that girl is totaly going in my pedobank"
"She is like 12 dude"

Pedobank by GreatandWise92 October 12, 2011

pétomane syndrome 

A minor behavior problem in which an individual, usually a preadolescent male, deliberately makes disgusting sounds for entertainment purposes. After Joseph Pujol, also known as Le Pétomane, a French entertainer.

Jonathan amused himself and his friends by making flatus-like sounds and generally manifesting the pétomane syndrome.

pétomane syndrome by Duckbutt February 10, 2006

pedovan 

An old crappy van with no back windows usually driven by pedophiles and used for hiding little kids.

That pedovan always drives past the playground really slow.

pedovan by Xidarian March 9, 2007

pedovan 

A van with a pedophile driving it. There is often the tag "free candy" on the side.

Look at that pedovan!

pedovan by Thebestever12341234 June 12, 2018

Pedominate 

When one turns on their pedometer all day and realizes that they walked more than they thought they did, they "pedominated"

Person 1: "Did you walk a lot today?"

Person 2: "Yes! I walked 25,498 steps. I totally pedominated today."

Pedominate by el389o January 12, 2010

PedoDan 

A man? boy? commonly referred to as daddy or by the lesser known other synonymical definitions such as the slitherprick. He is legendary in almost every way and the father to several kids some of whom are his age others considerably younger. He is a rare specimen who can be scouted hiding in bushes around barnes common. Approach with caution! But don't worry he is very nice.

Classmate 1:Hey have you seen daddy.

Pedodan approaches silently in clandestine fashion
Classmate 2: DAAAAAADDDDDDYYYYYYYY

PedoDan by boringguynumber2 April 25, 2020