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'Pulled Directly Out of My Ass' - So called thoughtful analysis using a very vital part of one's anatomy. Performed routinely by one and all.
When that guy told me tat 83.5% of all people have homosexual tendencies. It sounded like total pudoma. Where did he get that from?
Pudoma by socrateaze May 10, 2016
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pudsmack 

someone who fucks their couch and uses saran wrap too much
Kevin Joe is a pudsmack
pudsmack by DHAReauxK January 13, 2009
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pudsmack 

A dumbass who doesn't listen to the truth even when told or when it's all around him.
I give up on you PUDSMACKS!
pudsmack by ChrisPixel February 8, 2005

Podomasochist 

Someone who wears shoes that are painfully uncomfortable because they look good.
I know these stilettos are going to give me blisters, but what can I say? I'm a podomasochist.
Podomasochist by Mausism March 30, 2009

putomayo 

when a person is being very stupid, dumb, ignorant, a fag, or brennen. most commonly used when describing someone's ignorance. especially related to being gay.
Man, your being such a putomayo right now. . .
putomayo by Dominic Zendejas April 29, 2008

Pedomau5 

Pedomau5 is a crossbreed between Deadmau5, (an international DJ) and Pedobear (self explanatory).
Guy 1: Dude, oh my god if a Pedomau5 were to ever appear at a park, our children would see Ghosts 'N' stuff!

Guy 2: Yeah, and it's so not fair because that Pedomau5 would not be doing it wrong.
Pedomau5 by Shmurness October 21, 2010

pudsmack 

A stupid piece of shit who tries to look smart.
"No, instead it's that when it comes to females, I either really like them or really do not. There are females here who I am fond of, but people like this meg person represent to me everything that's wrong with human beings. She's selfish, ignorant, and seems to be nothing more than a typical party girl that can't grasp any ounce of the Big Picture. I've always been upfront with my dislike for ignorant self-indulgants, male or female."
pudsmack by culov July 7, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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