Pedomirez 

When a pedophile attracts to high school freshmen girls with a fetish for major swag.

Casey has major swag but she doesn't know a pedomirez when she sees one.

Pedomirez by Ivan-Angeli July 11, 2011

Pedomitzvah 

The 18th birthday of a person dating someone under the age of 18. (The day one becomes a pedophile.)

Ben's pedomitzvah is coming up. We shall hereby call his girlfriend "Jailbate Jane."

Pedomitzvah by DexiKiix July 22, 2007