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Procerus Capillus

A tall, hairy, demon-like creature that roams forest. They can not cross rivers and they have a blood curdling scream.
Boy: I saw a tall demon thing in the woods!
Girl: It must have been Procerus Capillus.
Procerus Capillus by xPheonixx September 9, 2010

Procoresplitter 

People who wrongly think that Lindon would become more powerful by splitting his core.
"I saw a Procoresplitter the other day, he wasn't very smart"
"This guy ignores part of the facts to make his argument! He must be a Procoresplitter"
Procoresplitter by Deerh May 23, 2018
When you have a crush on someone you work with professionally.
She has such a procrush on James Ogilvy.
procrush by Jessica Coghan April 25, 2008

Procrustes 

A horrible STD that originated from the infamous greek torturer Procrustes. The Jews got this disease from being pushed into the bed of procrustes where they found themselves infected by the nightmarish disease. Some of the Jews ancestors today have Procrustes, and it continues to spread by kissing, or sex.
Boy 1: Fuck, I made out with this girl and now I have procrustes!

Boy 2: She must have been a Jew

procrustinating 

Procrustinating: when you take your time deciding on having your pizza on a thin and crispy base or a deep pan, or as a stuffed crust.
"we'd have ordered our pizza early if it wasn't for Dave and his procrustinating"
procrustinating by Ip12 February 13, 2017

Procrusthumbating

It's when your thumb is stuck up your ass so long it crusted over.
You take so long to do anything stop procrusthumbating and get off your ass
Procrusthumbating by Maplesc82 November 9, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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