procorus

He does not like to agree with facts he uses random words that came out of no where. Whenever he is in an agument he makes up lies and farts on them.

Procorus you have such a big head

by Gamerboy456 June 14, 2021

Procerus Capillus

A tall, hairy, demon-like creature that roams forest. They can not cross rivers and they have a blood curdling scream.

Boy: I saw a tall demon thing in the woods!
Girl: It must have been Procerus Capillus.

by xPheonixx September 9, 2010

Procoresplitter

People who wrongly think that Lindon would become more powerful by splitting his core.

"I saw a Procoresplitter the other day, he wasn't very smart"
"This guy ignores part of the facts to make his argument! He must be a Procoresplitter"

by Deerh May 23, 2018

procrush

When you have a crush on someone you work with professionally.

She has such a procrush on James Ogilvy.

by Jessica Coghan April 25, 2008

Procrustes

A horrible STD that originated from the infamous greek torturer Procrustes. The Jews got this disease from being pushed into the bed of procrustes where they found themselves infected by the nightmarish disease. Some of the Jews ancestors today have Procrustes, and it continues to spread by kissing, or sex.

Boy 1: Fuck, I made out with this girl and now I have procrustes!

Boy 2: She must have been a Jew

by raiseawarnessofprocrustes February 4, 2010

procrustinating

Procrustinating: when you take your time deciding on having your pizza on a thin and crispy base or a deep pan, or as a stuffed crust.

"we'd have ordered our pizza early if it wasn't for Dave and his procrustinating"

by Ip12 February 13, 2017

Procrusthumbating

It's when your thumb is stuck up your ass so long it crusted over.

You take so long to do anything stop procrusthumbating and get off your ass

by Maplesc82 November 9, 2017