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A horrible STD that originated from the infamous greek torturer Procrustes. The Jews got this disease from being pushed into the bed of procrustes where they found themselves infected by the nightmarish disease. Some of the Jews ancestors today have Procrustes, and it continues to spread by kissing, or sex.
Boy 1: Fuck, I made out with this girl and now I have procrustes!

Boy 2: She must have been a Jew
by raiseawarnessofprocrustes February 02, 2010
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