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procrashtinate
v. to sabotage your own plans by causing a crisis, literally crashing a vehicle rather than face your destination
procrashtinate by Jerry.g.g June 30, 2019
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Procrustes
A horrible STD that originated from the infamous greek torturer Procrustes. The Jews got this disease from being pushed into the bed of procrustes where they found themselves infected by the nightmarish disease. Some of the Jews ancestors today have Procrustes, and it continues to spread by kissing, or sex.
Procrustes by raiseawarnessofprocrustes February 4, 2010
procrustinating
Procrustinating: when you take your time deciding on having your pizza on a thin and crispy base or a deep pan, or as a stuffed crust.
procrustinating by Ip12 February 13, 2017
Procrusthumbating
Procrusthumbating by Maplesc82 November 9, 2017
Procrustination
Procrustination is the act of putting off eating the outer crust slice of the bread loaf and leaving it in the bread bin because you only desire the inner slices.
Procrustination by Zardino January 30, 2022
Procrashtination
'pro-crash-tin-a-shun' - the fine art of delaying, or attempting to delay or put off until a later time an inevitable disaster or catastrophic which is doomed to happen.
'Rishi Sunak is procrashtinating calling the UK General Election which is guaranteed to lose terribly.'
'The oil and gas industries believe passionately in procrashtination regarding climate change.'
'The oil and gas industries believe passionately in procrashtination regarding climate change.'
Procrashtination by castlering February 13, 2024
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"