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procrustinating 

Procrustinating: when you take your time deciding on having your pizza on a thin and crispy base or a deep pan, or as a stuffed crust.
"we'd have ordered our pizza early if it wasn't for Dave and his procrustinating"
procrustinating by Ip12 February 13, 2017
Words you can keep

Procrastibating 

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.
No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.
Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009

Like mate stop procrastinating 

The most perfect line ever said by Chan from stray kids
Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!

procrastinating 

what you're doing right now. get the fuck off and finish your work.
seriously why are you even reading this? you're wasting time. go do some work. now. no more procrastinating.

Procrastinating 

You bothered to turn to the next page for this? C'mon, you know the meaning already now go revise/do your hw/clean your shit.
I personally am supposed to be revising, but no. Started writing up yet another definition to procrastinating. Yes, I am procrastinating.

Procrastinating 

What you're probably doing right now instead of cleaning your room, doing homework, or getting ready for the first day of school.

What I am doing right now.

Le'ts get off of our lazy butts and get things DONE.
"Clean your room!"
"blehhhh.... no. I'm tired."
"No you're not, you're just procrastinating."

Yeahh.. That was really bad. I'm lamee/:
Procrastinating by aPseudonymer.. August 13, 2011

Prochristinating 

Another level of procrastination reached only by those truly at peace with themselves
Anonymous person: Hey Chris. What are you up to?

Chris: I'm doing an essay. Get off my back.

Anonymous person: How much do you have left?

Chris: All of it

Anonymous person: Oh my. Why so?

Chris: I've been prochristinating all day long playing Mario Kart 64, going on facebook, and looking at holidays I wish I could be on

Anonymous person: That sounds far more interesting and productive than any essay. May I add, you are looking particularly handsome today Chris

Chris: Why, thank you Anonymous person. That's made my day.
Prochristinating by gonzo89cb June 2, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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