Definitions by raiseawarnessofprocrustes
Procrustes
A horrible STD that originated from the infamous greek torturer Procrustes. The Jews got this disease from being pushed into the bed of procrustes where they found themselves infected by the nightmarish disease. Some of the Jews ancestors today have Procrustes, and it continues to spread by kissing, or sex.
Procrustes by raiseawarnessofprocrustes February 4, 2010