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Procursive
Procursive by masyem April 28, 2019
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Procerus Capillus
A tall, hairy, demon-like creature that roams forest. They can not cross rivers and they have a blood curdling scream.
Procerus Capillus by xPheonixx September 9, 2010
Procoresplitter
"I saw a Procoresplitter the other day, he wasn't very smart"
"This guy ignores part of the facts to make his argument! He must be a Procoresplitter"
"This guy ignores part of the facts to make his argument! He must be a Procoresplitter"
Procoresplitter by Deerh May 23, 2018
procrush
procrush by Jessica Coghan April 25, 2008
Procrustes
A horrible STD that originated from the infamous greek torturer Procrustes. The Jews got this disease from being pushed into the bed of procrustes where they found themselves infected by the nightmarish disease. Some of the Jews ancestors today have Procrustes, and it continues to spread by kissing, or sex.
Procrustes by raiseawarnessofprocrustes February 4, 2010
procorus
He does not like to agree with facts he uses random words that came out of no where. Whenever he is in an agument he makes up lies and farts on them.
procorus by Gamerboy456 June 14, 2021
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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