Definitions by Ip12

Tumblrweed 

How Tumblr will look after deleting all the NSFW content

"Have you been on Tumblr recently?"

"Yeah, it's so dull there, there's nothing but tumblrweed blowing around these days"

Tumblrweed by Ip12 December 6, 2018

procrustinating 

Procrustinating: when you take your time deciding on having your pizza on a thin and crispy base or a deep pan, or as a stuffed crust.

"we'd have ordered our pizza early if it wasn't for Dave and his procrustinating"

procrustinating by Ip12 February 13, 2017