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Prookmeister
Friend: "Hey Brad, do you smell that awful stench? "
Brad: "Yeah dude, its those sauerkraut sandwiches I ate before"
Friend: "You're such a prookmeister!"
Brad: "Yeah dude, its those sauerkraut sandwiches I ate before"
Friend: "You're such a prookmeister!"
Prookmeister by Teeejaykay July 19, 2021
Related Words
prkoo • proof • proob • prokop • prood • proofing • proofproof • Prooflighting • proof selfie • Proogle
Prooth
Prooth?
Zombie-Proofing
1- To make a property or dwelling difficult or impossible to break into without the use of machines or tools.
2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.
2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.
Zombie-Proofing by Cuneus Stern October 2, 2013
idiot proofing
When precautions have to be taken or things have to be severely simplified to prevent idiots from breaking, screwing up or ruining something.
idiot proofing by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017
Grian-Proofing
The act of adding a specific feature onto a theoretically finished contraption or building to stop Grian from tampering with it, which may result in said contraption/building being destroyed in a half a second.
To be used in the context of Minecraft
Grian-Proofing may also be used to classify some kind of lock on an object that stops it from being used by normal people that don't have the key.
To be used in the context of Minecraft
Grian-Proofing may also be used to classify some kind of lock on an object that stops it from being used by normal people that don't have the key.
Guy1: "OK, I think I've finished this massive redstone-only item filter."
Guy2: "Did you Grian-Proof it?"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... Would adding a misc. item bin be sufficient Grian-Proofing?"
Guy2: "Make sure he can't get the items back"
Guy1: >:3
Guy2: "Did you Grian-Proof it?"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... Would adding a misc. item bin be sufficient Grian-Proofing?"
Guy2: "Make sure he can't get the items back"
Guy1: >:3
Grian-Proofing by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019
Pussy-proof
Unable to get chicks or pussy. Guaranteed to fuck up any chance of getting a woman.
Like water is to a waterproof watch, a pussy-proof man is to pussy.
Like water is to a waterproof watch, a pussy-proof man is to pussy.
We were talking to these decent chicks, but as soon as they realized that Darren was so pussy-proof, they walked out on us.
Bro, you never hook-up because you are pussy-proof.
Bro, you never hook-up because you are pussy-proof.
Pussy-proof by doosh laroosh May 20, 2010
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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