prkoo 

When a person has the biggest shlong in the entire world.

Im a prkoo you small dick having ass.

prkoo by Raexity April 20, 2022

Prookmeister 

That friend you have that is constantly farting

Friend: "Hey Brad, do you smell that awful stench? "

Brad: "Yeah dude, its those sauerkraut sandwiches I ate before"

Friend: "You're such a prookmeister!"

Prookmeister by Teeejaykay July 19, 2021

Prooth 

A word with a complex secret meaning, regularly used in STRAB.

Prooth?

Prooth by #STRABLYF December 28, 2018

Zombie-Proofing 

1- To make a property or dwelling difficult or impossible to break into without the use of machines or tools.

2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.

I'm Zombie-Proofing the basement by installing glass block windows.

Zombie-Proofing by Cuneus Stern October 2, 2013

idiot proofing 

When precautions have to be taken or things have to be severely simplified to prevent idiots from breaking, screwing up or ruining something.

They are idiot proofing the white house.

idiot proofing by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

Grian-Proofing

The act of adding a specific feature onto a theoretically finished contraption or building to stop Grian from tampering with it, which may result in said contraption/building being destroyed in a half a second.

To be used in the context of Minecraft

Grian-Proofing may also be used to classify some kind of lock on an object that stops it from being used by normal people that don't have the key.

Guy1: "OK, I think I've finished this massive redstone-only item filter."
Guy2: "Did you Grian-Proof it?"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... Would adding a misc. item bin be sufficient Grian-Proofing?"
Guy2: "Make sure he can't get the items back"
Guy1: >:3

Grian-Proofing by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019

Pussy-proof 

Unable to get chicks or pussy. Guaranteed to fuck up any chance of getting a woman.

Like water is to a waterproof watch, a pussy-proof man is to pussy.

We were talking to these decent chicks, but as soon as they realized that Darren was so pussy-proof, they walked out on us.

Bro, you never hook-up because you are pussy-proof.

Pussy-proof by doosh laroosh May 20, 2010