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Protheon Tank 

Used when an internet person isn't aware of something that has been here since a long time ago. The item may be hidden or vary rare
Internet person: "Wow I didn't know this existed!"

Comment section: "It's always been here, this is truly a Protheon Tank moment."
Protheon Tank by serenity15 March 10, 2021
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Being a Pro at everything, especially in the art of throwing objects. Prothros are usually rare to find. They are smart and sexy by nature. Girls are all over them and they last long in bed.
Jim: "I suck at throwing"

Chris: "I don't have to worry about sucking. I'm a Prothro"
Prothro by Jumpmanjunky February 22, 2011
A term popularized by That Toy Guy to describe when a Transformers toy has the ability to poke its head out while it's in its alternate mode, be it as a jokey toy thing or a thing they can do by design, such as with X-Brawn/Wildride from RiD 2001 and Scourge from G1.
Did you know that the Kingdom Tigatron toy can do a goofy pooth by having it poke its head out in his tiger mode?
Oh, shit! That IS kinda funny.
Pooth by MillerMeister November 30, 2022
a smoothie with the main ingredient being poo.
gosh, i sure could go for an ice cold poothie right now.
poothie by oatmeal157 February 24, 2009
The Protheans are an extinct alien race in the mass effect series which were killed by the reapers over 50,000 years ago.
prothean #1: hey!
prothean #2: hey!
prothean #1: ahhh! a reaper!!!!
Prothean by riot789 March 11, 2012

Prosthenograpy 

Pornography in which fake or prosthetic genitalia is used in an often pathetic attempt to appear real.
"If his dick is 20" long and he needs to hold onto it all the time, it's probably a case of prosthenograpy."
Prosthenograpy by Gruesnack July 2, 2008
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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