Pussy-proof 

Unable to get chicks or pussy. Guaranteed to fuck up any chance of getting a woman.

Like water is to a waterproof watch, a pussy-proof man is to pussy.

We were talking to these decent chicks, but as soon as they realized that Darren was so pussy-proof, they walked out on us.

Bro, you never hook-up because you are pussy-proof.

Pussy-proof by doosh laroosh May 20, 2010

Pussy proof

Where a woman shows a man her pussy so he can see the color of the hair on her pussy to prove what her natural hair color is.

Kathy:I'm a natural blonde.
John:Show me pussy proof.

Pussy proof by deep blue 2012 January 2, 2010

The proof is in the pussy

Similar to “the proof is in the pudding”, but gay. The person appreciates the sentiment but will only believe you once you’ve accomplished the task.

Julie: “I’m finally going to clean the kitchen tonight.”
Laura: “Alright, but the proof is in the pussy.”

The proof is in the pussy by anonymous February 9, 2022

Pussy Poof 

A dusty queef

A Pussy Poof is a Queef from a 20 year untouched vagina

Pussy Poof by Mandrax December 28, 2019

poof pussy 

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.

My friend Joey B really loves poof pussy and the rust trombone.

poof pussy by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010

poof pussy 

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.

My friend really loves poof pussy and the rusty trombone.

poof pussy by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010