the poonmeister chang is an increasingly
popular sex position used mainly by playa's and absolute idiots, having started in the North of England. It is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete
poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. The act must take place with one or more
poon BUT it is best to have no connection to them - other than yor penis. This is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you
cum, you shout 'CHANG!' in her innocent little
face, then you pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting 'CHANG!!!!' in her
face til she gives you the right fuckin' answer.
Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her
face:
'poonmeister chang,
with the flash tang mash bang,
double D, flash J,
kabadabay, BOOM!'
this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good
shag. For complete morons and playa's only.