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Prookmeister 

That friend you have that is constantly farting
Friend: "Hey Brad, do you smell that awful stench? "

Brad: "Yeah dude, its those sauerkraut sandwiches I ate before"

Friend: "You're such a prookmeister!"
Prookmeister by Teeejaykay July 19, 2021
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Prickmeister 

A man who is the ultimate prick,an ĂĽber-prick. This prick is a model for others on how to be more prick-like. And, there is a harsh Teutonic-Nazi SS Trooper-Master Race feeling to the word. But, it can be used for men of any race, creed or color.

I hate working with Donald; he makes every staff meeting a living hell. He's a prickmeister.
Prickmeister by AngryAmy February 15, 2009

Poonmeister Chang 

the poonmeister chang is an increasingly popular sex position used mainly by playa's and absolute idiots, having started in the North of England. It is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. The act must take place with one or more poon BUT it is best to have no connection to them - other than yor penis. This is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you cum, you shout 'CHANG!' in her innocent little face, then you pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting 'CHANG!!!!' in her face til she gives you the right fuckin' answer.

Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.
'CHANG MOTHAFUCKA!!'

'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

poonmeisterchang 

No strings attached sex, with a girl
or can be jumbled around to describe an object or action..
lets have some poonmeisterchang

thats poonin chang meister

poopmeister 

not a nice person, loser, someone who smells bad
john is a poopmeister
poopmeister by poopiedoopie February 22, 2007

Proofmeister 

Someone who continuously reads scientific and mathematical articles on Wikipedia in an effort to learn the derivations or proofs behind equations and concepts from high school science and math courses. Other symptoms include obnoxiously disrupting the class to ask teachers to show proofs or derivations (e.g. the derivation of Newton's Second Law) but rarely getting a response. The student may even email Michio Kaku to resolve a physics debate between two students in the class.
Student: Please show me the proof for the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, Part II.

Teacher: No, you proofmeister!

-----

Student: How do you derive K=1/2mv^2?

Teacher performs proof.

Student: So now can you derive U = 1/2kx^2?

Teacher: No.
Proofmeister by Dr. Gav November 23, 2010

poonmeister 

a growing phenomenom, poonmeisters are sprouting up all over the joint. what is a poonmeister? a true meister of poon. this guy lives poon and loves poon: his weekend involves going to parties, getting with the best poon there, and then fucking the hostess. he will have no problem with two timing or cheating on girlfriends.

targets for a poonmeister to achieve:
14 years old - get with 20 girls
15 years old - get with 30 girls
16 years old - get with 40 girls
and so on..

all girls must be above 6.5, no cheating.
you can only be a true poonmeister if you have achieved these targets: only then can you truelly be called a poonmeister, the meister of all poon.
'my name is Flash J, but my friends call me Poonmeister Flash J. now suck my cock.'
poonmeister by Yeti Legs June 1, 2009
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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